​the bird and the bee, Beck - Hot for Teacher lyrics

Good morning class
I'm your substitute teacher this morning
My name is Mr goodbody
We'll be reviewing the text from Moby-Dick
So please turn now to page 69

Oh yeah t-t-t-teacher, stop that screamin'
Teacher, don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to Hell, but I'm doin' well
Teacher needs to see me after school

I think of all the education that I missed
But then my homework was
Never quite like this
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher i've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher

Moby-Dick begins: "Call me Ishmael"
Greg, in the back, you there, Greg
Could you quiet down please?
I'm trying to read this text all right
I want you to turn in your assignments today
Uh, Inara, i'm going to have to ask
You to stay after class

I heard about your lessons
But lessons are so cold
I know about this school
Little boy from Cherry Lane
How can you be so bold?
How did you know the golden rule?

I think of all the education that I missed
But then my homework was
Never quite like this
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher i've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher

Tomorrow there will be an essay due on
The dialectical shamanism of David Lee Roth
And there will be a pop quiz
Does anybody have any questions?
Class dismissed

Oh yeah
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher oh, oh, yes, I'm hot

Oh my God