Zug Izland, Insane Clown Posse - Small Town lyrics

If I strolled into your town (In your town)
Would you follow me around?
(Would you follow me?)
If I, I hung out on your block
(On your block) would you telephone a cop?
(Would you call the cops?) tell me
If I was new around here
And hittin' on your daughter
And took her to the creek and
Fucked her in the water
Then she brought me home and
I put on your robe (Nice)
Would you be mad enough to
Let your barrels explode?
If I sold your son cocaine (it, y'all)
Would you put a bullet in my brain?
(Probably)
If I, I stoled your favorite car (car)
Would you cock the hammer back
And be like "pow"? I bet you would (Boom)

I think I like it here, ok, I'll stay
It fit's me
I think I like it here, I'm movin' in today
Come and get me
I think I like it here, ok, I'll stay
It fit's me
I think I like it here, I'm movin' in today
Come and get me

Your daughter, she just had sex with me
(I fucked that girl)
I fed her some drank and ecstasy
(She took it)
If I, if I don't steal your car
(Steal your car)
Would you let me live in your barn
(I won't make noise)
I don't have a problem with small town folk
(Nope)
I like y'all, as soon as I flip this dope
(What)
I'm a open a titty bar next to the school
(Uh, huh) i'm glad we all neighbors, I mean
I think it's cool (yeah)
If I walked in your church drunk out my mind
(Straight-up drunk)
Would you still let me sip
Up on that red wine? (Keep the bread)
If we, we played your shitty town (Heheheh)
Would you help me and
Pass these flyers 'round?
(For you, for you, for you) yeah

I think I like it here, ok, I'll stay
It fit's me
I think I like it here, I'm movin' in today
Come and get me
I think I like it here, ok, I'll stay
It fit's me
I think I like it here, I'm movin' in today
Come and get me

"So, see, you come through town with
Your bumpin' bass bumble
Trucks, and you're starin' when the
Hands get to work, i'ma
Have to chase 'em off the
Yard again it ain't the
Music that bothers me it's the
Bumble bass the, uh
The bumpin' gets the horses kickin'"
"Yee haw!"

Southern love baby, don't doubt it (Uh)
Don't let my records fool you, I'm about it
I love fat rednecks who fuck they kids (yeah)
Beat they wife and yet serve no bids
Only judge in town, he also the cop
He also the barber at the hair chop shop
He the mayor, the clerk
And what I'm speakin', shit
He the one fuckin' his kids and wife beatin'
There ain't no law gonna punish himself
And that's why the carnival's
Bad for your health (yeah)
When we get there
(What?) , we gonna get rid of ya
They gon' find a piece of ya head in Bolivia
(Woo) i'll lay you out front with
Your corpse to rest
And a Hatchetman flag stickin'
Outta your chest
Say hello to the new sheriff, Violent J
With one law
(What?) , let there be Juggalo-ism all day

I think I like it here, ok, I'll stay
It fit's me
I think I like it here, I'm movin' in today
Come and get me
I think I like it here, ok, I'll stay
It fit's me
I think I like it here, I'm movin' in today
Come and get me
I think I like it here, ok, I'll stay
It fit's me
I think I like it here, I'm movin' in today
Come and get me
I think I like it here, ok, I'll stay
It fit's me (I like it)
I think I like it here, I'm movin' in today
Come and get me i think I like it
Fuck that, I'm stayin' right here, I like it
Hey, I like it yeah

Mmm, my, my wish is my wish is