AC/DC - Carry Me Home lyrics

Well, bartender's working on a
Late night shift
Cheap bums and blondes and barmaids
On a midnight drift
And the dance band's playing
The same old sling
I'm sinkin' whiskey and you're
Sippin' fine wine i don't know what it is
You're trying to prove
Well, it should be you
But it's me who can hardly move
And I've got my reputation lyin' on the line
Come on, baby, be a good dog, and
And help the blind

Oh, won't you carry me home?
Oh, won't you carry me home?
Oh, won't you carry me home?

Like a truck, pick me up

You ain't no lady
But you sure got taste in men
That head of yours has got you by
Time and time again
My arms and legs are achin' and
My head's about to blow
And your back's been breakin' and I'd
Hate to spoil the show
But I just spent next week's wages
And I'm right out of coin
But you want more and it's half past four
And they want to close the joint
And we can't afford a taxi
And it's too late for the bus
But I've been told by friends of
Mine you're someone I can trust

Carry me home oh, won't you carry me home?
Carry me home

Don't leave me lying here, in all this beer!

You drank all your booze and half of mine
I'm bleary eyed and you're waiting for the
Sunshine to come and kill me
Just like the man who threw me on the floor
Don't matter, while I'm down here
I might as well try and
Find the back end door
Excuse me, have you seen it?
It's about this big
And have you got a plastic bag?
'Cause I'm gonna be sick
I'm dead drunk and heavin'
Hangin' upside down
And you're gettin' up and leavin'
You think I'm gonna drown

Carry me home oh, won't you carry me home?
(I need your help) carry me home
(Ha ha ha ha ha) carry me home
Oh, won't you carry me home? Carry me home