Animaniacs, Jess Harnell - Hello Nurse lyrics
[Animaniacs, Jess Harnell - Hello Nurse lyrics]
Wakko: She's the woman of the year
Independent, a career
There's not a thing that she couldn't do
Oh, she's alert, she's aware
She's got legs like Astaire
And a hundred-fifty-seven IQ
She has several PhDs speaks fluent Japanese
And her shoes will always
Match with her purse
Whatever street she's walkin' down
Everybody turns around and says
Yakko and Wakko: HellOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!
Wakko: She likes cheese and pepperoni
Won a Pulitzer and a Tony
She played the leading role in King Lear
She never drinks, she never smokes
She never laughs at dirty jokes
She was ambassador to China last year
Oh, she's politically correct
She'd never collect
She plays Chopin and she doesn't rehearse
And when she's walkin' by
I give a little sigh and say
Yakko and Wakko: HellOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!
Wakko: She gets her math equations right
She reads Tolstoy every night
She won the Nobel Prize in physics it's true
She drives a shiny new Corvette
Sings opera at the Met
And volunteers her time at the zoo
She won a scholarship to Yale
Got her Fulbright in the mail
And took a two-year junior college degree
She's manna sent from heaven!
Too bad I'm only seven 'Cause, Hello Nurse
I wish you'd take care of me!
Yakko and Wakko:
If she's not everything that we've said
Then may lightning strike us dead!
(A flash of lightning singes them)
HellOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!
Independent, a career
There's not a thing that she couldn't do
Oh, she's alert, she's aware
She's got legs like Astaire
And a hundred-fifty-seven IQ
She has several PhDs speaks fluent Japanese
And her shoes will always
Match with her purse
Whatever street she's walkin' down
Everybody turns around and says
Yakko and Wakko: HellOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!
Wakko: She likes cheese and pepperoni
Won a Pulitzer and a Tony
She played the leading role in King Lear
She never drinks, she never smokes
She never laughs at dirty jokes
She was ambassador to China last year
Oh, she's politically correct
She'd never collect
She plays Chopin and she doesn't rehearse
And when she's walkin' by
I give a little sigh and say
Yakko and Wakko: HellOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!
Wakko: She gets her math equations right
She reads Tolstoy every night
She won the Nobel Prize in physics it's true
She drives a shiny new Corvette
Sings opera at the Met
And volunteers her time at the zoo
She won a scholarship to Yale
Got her Fulbright in the mail
And took a two-year junior college degree
She's manna sent from heaven!
Too bad I'm only seven 'Cause, Hello Nurse
I wish you'd take care of me!
Yakko and Wakko:
If she's not everything that we've said
Then may lightning strike us dead!
(A flash of lightning singes them)
HellOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!