Animaniacs - Video Revue lyrics

Yakko: Hey, look at this store!
Wakko: There's movies galore!
Dot: We've seen 'em a
Thousand times over before
YW+D: And that's why our
Brains don't work anymore!

Yakko: "The Player" is a movie
About finding fresh new scripts
Like "Rambo 3" and "Rocky 5"
And "Star Trek" Number 6
Dot: Eva joined with Zsa Zsa
And they formed a "Sister Act"
But both were "Unforgiven"
Because neither one could act

Wakko: "The Hand That Rocked The Cradle"
Once belonged to "Hook", you see
But it got bored and so it joined
"The Addams Family"
Yakko: "Amadeus" was a genius
"Beethoven" was a dog
The "Muppet Family Christmas"
Is about a pig and frog

Dot: There was a sled named Rosebud
And a "Citizen" named "Kane"
He rode it 'til the snow was melted
Now he's "Singin' In The Rain"
Wakko: The "Princess Bride" got married
To the handsome "Prince Of Tides"
Which now makes her dad, "The Fisher King"
The "Father Of The Bride"
YW+D: And pretty soon you'll find them all
Inside the "TV Guide"
Along with all the stars you like to see!
Dot: Like Hitchcock and Spielberg
And Oliver Stone yakko: Shirley MacLaine and
Sylvester Stallone
Wakko: Francis Ford Coppola
Hepburn and Tracy
Dot: Robert Zemeckis and Martin Scorcese
Yakko: Clint Eastwood, John Wayne
Woody Allen and Mia
Wakko: Robert Deniro and Andy Garcia
Dot: Sophia Loren, Barbra Streisand
Joan Crawford
Yakko: Paul Newman, Rock Hudson, Spike Lee
Peter Lawford yW+D: Jack Nicholson, Brando
And Marilyn Monroe
And that's all the people we know!

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Cast: We're glad the dinosaur is gone
He was an easy mark but, if we ever miss him
We can rent "Jurassic Park"
So when it comes to clunkers
Like "The Babe" or like "Presidio"
YW+D: Don't pay $750
Just catch 'em on home video
As for us it's bye bye time
So long now, toodle oo
We've had quite enough of this
Cast: Video revue!