Animaniacs - I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Individual lyrics

Yakko:
I am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation's comical, unusual
And whimsical i'm quite adept at funny gags
Comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns, and stupid jokes
To anvils that drop on your head

I'm very good at fancy dances
I can even pirouette
Then smack the villain with a fish
I know my cartoon etiquette
I can make my face all mean and
Really give you quite a fright
Then make up with flowers made
Of real exploding dynamite

When in a jam
I just yell "stop" and villians
In their tracks are froze then I sneak up
And utter "start" and take my
Hands and honk their nose
I am quite proud to be
In such a hierarchial progeny
From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird
To Babs and Buster Bunny

To suit my mood I can call
Forth a lot of different sceneries
Like outer space and desert
Scapes and Himalayan eateries
From this bag here why I
Can pull most anything imaginable
Like office desks and lava lights and
Bert who is a cannibal

Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
You see in matters comical, unusual
And whimsical
We are the very model of cartoon individuals!