Animaniacs, Justin Trugman, Jason Parris, Rob Paulsen, Zeno Robinson - Rap Battle lyrics

Yo if Dot was my sister, I'd fire her
And Wakko's even less likable than Elmyra
Spielberg oughta stick to filming sharks
Not rebooting this reboot of Groucho Marx

Hulu wrote a check and the money beckoned
But the Warner's are like a
Bad joke told twice
If you weren't funny the first round
Why would you be the second?
Wanna compare my 30 Grammys to your
Eight Emmys and a Peabody?

You've been put to sleep, kid
It's time to say goodnight, everybody

Ow! Well that was just plain mean

Nice try, pal
But Wakko's wish is I deliver a killer verse
I've been blessed or cursed with
A bottomless lyrical purse
That'll make crowds disperse or worse
Require medical attention
Better get the nurse!
Say goodbye to an easy battle and… hello
Hearse!
Yeah, I'm zanier than Billy, to the max!
Leader of the animated maniacs
You, you're the cure insomniacs
Less fresh than the 20-year
Baloney in my slacks

We can't be axed! Like, Lazarus
We just keep coming back
We don't need to boast or roast or talk smack
Or rap about women, bling
And record contracts be honest, be cool
And people will respect you
Those are the facts, dude