Animaniacs - Suffragette Song lyrics

It's insane for us to think today
That women used to have no say
In matters of the government
The line of thinking usually went

You do not need a ballot
To finish your needlepoint

Even though men called them gorgons
And their corsets crushed their organs
Suffragettes, they rocked the boat
To help us win the right to vote

Suffragette roll call!

Elizabeth Cady Stanton susan B anthony
Sojourner Truth

We marched on Washington we fought the fight
We're independent women who
Demanded equal rights

Thank you, ladies thanks to you, I can vote

Well–

Come again? Are you kidding me?
I've just been informed that cartoons don't
Have the right to vote
This won't stand! This won't fly!
No animation without representation!

We toast 100 years of women
Voting in our nation
But as a disenfranchised toon
I seek emancipation
Saluting my foremothers in
Star-spangled petticoats
I respectfully submit it's time to
Give cartoons the vote
Let's all march on Washington
Let's fight the fight
I might only be a drawing
But I still want equal rights

Come on, March march for your rights

March! March! March! For
Your cartoony rights!
March! March! March! For
Your cartoony rights!
Cartoons! You gotta march, march, march!
March for your rights! Come on, everybody!
All together now!

Robots, monsters, Tiny Toons
Sylvester, talking cars
Ducks, dogs, bunnies, Elmer Fudd
Whatever these guys are
Road Runner, Pinky, Taz, The Brain
Wile E coyote it's time to band together
Time to give cartoons the vote

Don't be afraid to speak out
Tell us about the issues that affect you

I've been out of work for six
Months due to a mallet-related injury

It'd be great to have a stunt
Double for all the cartoon violence

Excellent! Let us tell the big-wigs
How we really feel!

Attention, Washington!
Every day, we're smashed and whacked

Every day, we're smashed and whacked

It's time to take our anvils back

It's time to take our anvils back

A pie for you, a pie for me

A pie for you, a pie for me

This seltzer sprays equality

This seltzer sprays equality

We're coming to you live with reports of a
Tiny dog puppy lady singing at Congress

We besieged the legislatures to
Secure our zany stature
Squirrelly tail entwined with Tweety wing
Hear our voices as we sing