Animaniacs - The Etiquette Song lyrics
[Animaniacs - The Etiquette Song lyrics]
It's a formal universe drSns: Ja!
YW+D: So you jump up on your host
And with a kiss say "Hello, Nurse!"
DrSns: No!
Yakko: Remember that good diction
Reflects so well on you drSns: Ja!
YW+D: So practice all your vowel sounds
By saying "AEIOUUUUU" drSns: No!
Yakko: To use the right utensil's
One of etiquette's demands
DrSns: Uuuuuggghhhh
YW+D: So we recommend you throw them out
And eat with your hands!
Dot: A salad fork yakko: A dinner fork
Wakko: A butter knife yW+D: A water glass
Dot: A soup spoon yakko: A dinner knife
Wakko: A fork for eating pickled bass
YW+D: An oyster fork, dessert
Spoon, a napkin, and a finger bowl
A dinner spoon, a salad knife
A bread plate for your dinner roll!
YW+D: We've heard the rules you need to
Know to make that social climb
But we'd rather spend our energy
On having a good time!