Benny Troung - Day Drinking lyrics

Get drunk, everybody get drunk, everybody
Everybody, everybody get drunk, everybody
Get drunk, everybody get drunk, everybody
Get tipsy, like your step dad

Monday, drinkin' tuesday, drinkin'
Wednesday, drinkin' ooh, they stinkin'
All this drinkin', why am I drivin'?
Imma clock in, and pop me a Heineken

Mussels, tequila
Pardon me, I got the toughest diarrhea
I been day drinkin', I stay pissin'
You gon' need a mop "Why?"
I stay missin
I rapped for a ho, let me put my face in it
She pulled out a keychain, it had mace in it
(ugh) now she sprayin' it
In my face and shit
Young Benjamin, banned from the H&M
And from the mall, I ran through the mall
Scarin' all the parents
No pants in the mall
I would shake your hand
But my hand's on my balls
Like "Who's the Boss?" Tony
Danza to y'all (wow)
Angela, Mona samantha, I bone her
"Ain't that your daughter?"
Nah, I disowned her
Committin' incest with Alyssa Milano
Don't judge me, fairy, you Danny Pintauro

Get drunk, everybody get drunk, everybody
Everybody, everybody get drunk, everybody
Get drunk, everybody get drunk, everybody
Get tipsy, like your step dad

Monday, drinkin' tuesday, drinkin'
Wednesday, drinkin' ooh, they stinkin'
All this drinkin', why am I drivin'?
Imma clock in, and pop me a Heineken

Look at me, I'm exceptional
Drink my own pee
Thirty-three percent ethanol
I don't need a pimp cup, I got a Big Gulp
Filled up with Vodka (glug, glug, glug)
Lipton and mixed up
Took a sip of it, now I'm superman
X ray vision, lookin' at your boobies
Ma'am fly like a bird, fly like a plane
I'm tired of the herb, time for the 'caine
I'm fly like Jermaine, Dupri or Jackson
On the C-list, but still seein' action
See a skeeza, Imma squeeze her back end
Looked at my cock, "I see you're packin"
Girl, you thicky-thicc give me kissy-kiss
She unzip me quick bitch, lick the stick
"Why won't it get hard?"
This some twisted shit i got whiskey-dick
Time to slit my wrists

Get drunk, everybody get drunk, everybody
Everybody, everybody get drunk, everybody
Get drunk, everybody get drunk, everybody
Get tipsy, like your step dad

Monday, drinkin' tuesday, drinkin'
Wednesday, drinkin' ooh, they stinkin'
All this drinkin', why am I drivin'?
Imma kill uh uh uh uh uh

When people think of substance abuse
They often picture an addict living on
The streets but the fact is
That most abusers have jobs
And are frequently able
To conceal their problem from
Their employers, co-workers
And even their families