Benny Troung - Slightly Retarded lyrics
[Benny Troung - Slightly Retarded lyrics]
Goldskin the master i can flow backwards
Two in the afternoon, I'm getting plastered
Never knew my dad boo hoo I'm a bastard
You don't want to push me
I'll shoot me a cracker look
My favourite snack is a Yoohoo and acid
Pull out my package and ask you to grab it
Dropped three mixtapes
All were true classics
Part Two gon' make you
Poo-poo on your mattress
I'm doing fantastic head in the oven
But they cut off the gas
I wrote a letter for nothing
If I can't kick the bucket
I might as well party
Wake up in the morning, slightly retarded
Singing shoobie doobie doo to the hootie hoo
I might've got Cosby'd
What's my name? Who are you?
Can you tie my shoes? What's two plus two?
Shoot at least I didn't screw a dude!
(Unknown Waiphot Phetsuphan song) retarded!
(More Waiphot Phetsuphan) retarded!
Damn man I done sampled more Asian shit
Nam Pham said this jam's his favourite
Make your Grandmam do a handstand naked
In my basement
That's bringing home the bacon
Take a bitch ransom
You better make a payment
Or find her remains when they
Drain the lake basin forced penetration
Face mutilated tried to remove it
I should have used a razor look
It's the greatest hope it's the Asian Pope
Only difference
I never raped an eight-year-old
I ain't Jared Fogle i ain't Jackie Chan
Walking round with a boner in my khaki pants
I rock all black, Troung a desperado
On a good day I'm having sex with a model
On a bad day I'm at
The dumpster at McDonald's
Roughing through the garbage
Covered in my vomit
(Unknown Waiphot Phetsuphan song) retarded!
(More Waiphot Phetsuphan) retarded!
Two in the afternoon, I'm getting plastered
Never knew my dad boo hoo I'm a bastard
You don't want to push me
I'll shoot me a cracker look
My favourite snack is a Yoohoo and acid
Pull out my package and ask you to grab it
Dropped three mixtapes
All were true classics
Part Two gon' make you
Poo-poo on your mattress
I'm doing fantastic head in the oven
But they cut off the gas
I wrote a letter for nothing
If I can't kick the bucket
I might as well party
Wake up in the morning, slightly retarded
Singing shoobie doobie doo to the hootie hoo
I might've got Cosby'd
What's my name? Who are you?
Can you tie my shoes? What's two plus two?
Shoot at least I didn't screw a dude!
(Unknown Waiphot Phetsuphan song) retarded!
(More Waiphot Phetsuphan) retarded!
Damn man I done sampled more Asian shit
Nam Pham said this jam's his favourite
Make your Grandmam do a handstand naked
In my basement
That's bringing home the bacon
Take a bitch ransom
You better make a payment
Or find her remains when they
Drain the lake basin forced penetration
Face mutilated tried to remove it
I should have used a razor look
It's the greatest hope it's the Asian Pope
Only difference
I never raped an eight-year-old
I ain't Jared Fogle i ain't Jackie Chan
Walking round with a boner in my khaki pants
I rock all black, Troung a desperado
On a good day I'm having sex with a model
On a bad day I'm at
The dumpster at McDonald's
Roughing through the garbage
Covered in my vomit
(Unknown Waiphot Phetsuphan song) retarded!
(More Waiphot Phetsuphan) retarded!