Benny Troung - Slightly Retarded lyrics

Goldskin the master i can flow backwards
Two in the afternoon, I'm getting plastered
Never knew my dad boo hoo I'm a bastard
You don't want to push me
I'll shoot me a cracker look
My favourite snack is a Yoohoo and acid
Pull out my package and ask you to grab it
Dropped three mixtapes
All were true classics
Part Two gon' make you
Poo-poo on your mattress
I'm doing fantastic head in the oven
But they cut off the gas
I wrote a letter for nothing
If I can't kick the bucket
I might as well party
Wake up in the morning, slightly retarded
Singing shoobie doobie doo to the hootie hoo
I might've got Cosby'd
What's my name? Who are you?
Can you tie my shoes? What's two plus two?
Shoot at least I didn't screw a dude!

(Unknown Waiphot Phetsuphan song) retarded!
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Damn man I done sampled more Asian shit
Nam Pham said this jam's his favourite
Make your Grandmam do a handstand naked
In my basement
That's bringing home the bacon
Take a bitch ransom
You better make a payment
Or find her remains when they
Drain the lake basin forced penetration
Face mutilated tried to remove it
I should have used a razor look
It's the greatest hope it's the Asian Pope
Only difference
I never raped an eight-year-old
I ain't Jared Fogle i ain't Jackie Chan
Walking round with a boner in my khaki pants
I rock all black, Troung a desperado
On a good day I'm having sex with a model
On a bad day I'm at
The dumpster at McDonald's
Roughing through the garbage
Covered in my vomit

(Unknown Waiphot Phetsuphan song) retarded!
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