Benny Troung - Lions, Tigers, Bears lyrics

He is drinking heavily
And his letters, written at a furious pace
Are becoming increasingly bizarre
He sees conspiracies everywhere
He constantly berates the churches for
Being bastions of hypocrisy
He chronicles his many sexual
Adventures in lurid detail

This beat make my dick hard, no homo
It's fucking hot out, I'ma get a froyo
More Asian than bolo more Asian than Domo
More Asian than Yoko Ono mofo
I’m playing water polo, hollering yolo
I got some bad news
I think your mom’s a ho bro
Oh, and I think your father is a homo
Saw him up on Melrose wearing only shell-toes
(what the fuck)
Showing off his hieny, but nevermind me
You might find me (where?) , in Hawaii
By a pine tree, when it’s 90 (hot)
Benny so cool, it feels like 19 (cold)
Just like your daughter, got her doing porn
(haha)
But not your everyday usual kind of porn
Shit, she the only human in this porn
With a lot of lube and one
Or two donkeys in the barn shit
Lions, tigers, bears, oh my
Lions, tigers, bears, oh my
Lions, tigers, bears, oh my
They coming to get me, aye yai yai
Lions, tigers, bears, oh my
Lions, tigers, bears, oh my
Lions, tigers, bears, oh my
They coming to get me, aye yai yai

I’m an animal, I’m a dinosaur
I don’t jack off, that’s what vagina for
(pussy) i’m a cannibal, I’m a carnivore
I’m the type to fuck your
Wife with a rhino horn
I don’t know bout no Michael Kors
But I know Michael and George
At the rifle store
And Joselito, by the Home Depot
He gon tell his people put
Needles in your peehole (Gracias)
Your rapping is wack
Your whole act is garbage
Your bitch pull my dick out and
Slap it on her forehead
Go up in your fridge
Eat up all your Boar’s Head
Got your bitch in the cut
Making me some cornbread (Hurry up)
Benny Troung guess I’m a home-wrecker
(that’s me)
Benny Troung I guess I’m a dome getter
(that’s me)
Benny Troung bitch I’m a ho wetter (yeah)
So special no flexing world
Record squirt sessions

Run i’m so scared, oh my god
Call the police they coming to get me
Ohhh, ohhh

And on the first take I
Was masturbating to you and, um
When I came I broke out in strong tongues
I couldn’t control it, and, uh
The last few words were "Father, I love you"