Benny Troung - No Way lyrics

(The disciples perform sex
Magic rituals under
The influence of hashish, opium
And cocaine)

Benny yeah, no way
No way, no way

Got the Subaru Outback out back (back)
Drunk bitch in the backseat passed out
(snore)
Might drop her ass off at her dad’s house
Hope his ass don’t wake up
And want to act out (hey what’s going on)
I got shit to do, don’t want to tend to you
I might shit on you, I’m not that into you
I got photoshoots, I got videos
GQ Vietnam want to do an interview (popular)
But I got my own mag, it’s called HAM
(What that stand for?) handsome Asian Man
Around the time of Mr got Damn
I had a booze problem, man oh man (for real?)
At least two bottles, twenty-four cans
Every weekend Benny pissing in his pants
(damn)
Shitting in his pants, almost fucked a trans
Damn, going on a bender again

Oh, oh my god jesus Christ
Yeah wow

Call Joe Greco, you need to let her go
She been sucking genitals
(of who?) of tennis pros
Benny Michael Chang when I’m serving them
Even dykes will bang when I flirt with them
(ahhh) french Open, Grand Slam
Damn these tennis ho’s got
Some nice hamstrings (wow)
I’m like an athlete when I rap man
Defensive baseline jumping two
Handed backhand
I’m on steroids, I’m on crack and
I’m just kidding, I’m not really on crack
Man (phew)
I want to get bucks like Dr dre
I want to get buff (like who?) like Dr dre
I want to see your grandma in lingerie
With a thong that say "Hey
Benny Troung is great" (hahaha)
And she bake me goodies
Homemade oatmeal raisin cookies, bitch
Thank you grandma

Now I think any person who
Preaches the word of God
Would not teach and preach something like
This… with such dirty language