Benny Troung - One Hundred Chickens lyrics

(One hundred)
Benny Troung, workin' hard with my cohorts
I'm a dog, suck a fart out a hoe's shorts
Sometimes this job feels like a bloodsport
Oh my god, he got hit by a go-cart
Goin' on break, yo turn on the robot
Tell Juan "throw a pizza on the stove top"
("gracias")
Father Dumpster, I drink and I smoke pot
Come back
I'll put the mask and the gloves on
(One hundred)
Can't believe that they payin' me
To play with kids
I don't even know what fuckin' day it is
I don't even know how Imma pay my rent
I know, donating platelets again
At your birthday, Imma make an appearance
After your birthday
I'm paid by your parents
Not for the party, but for the orgy
In the garage, your mom naked and sweaty
(One hundred)

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95 chickens 96 chickens
97 chickens 98 chickens
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I'm the entertainer, I'm the mascot
Can't give you tokens
I don't have a cashbox
Ask Sandra, she got access to the cashbox
Don't sexually harass her
That's my job (One hundred)
She want that employee discount
So I pull my employee dick out, shit
They found condoms in the ball-pit
But I don't ever use 'em
So it's probably Rick
Maybe Eddie (huh?) , maybe Betty
Let's be professional, take it to the chevy
(dang)
The break room still got a VCR (the fuck?)
You know I had to pop in the sleazy porn
I'm playin' skeet ball, I'm playin' DDR
You can't see me
I'm the Czar of the pizza parlor
Benny Troung, aka "the Air Hockey King"
Let me get one hundred teriyaki wings
(One hundred)

93 chickens 94 chickens
95 chickens 96 chickens
97 chickens 98 chickens
99 chickens one hundred chickens (chickens)
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One hundred chickens (chickens)
One hundred chickens (chickens)
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Remember, it's up to you to
Create the magic without it
We're just another pizza place