Benny Troung - Playboy Tales lyrics

"And I want to dedicate this
Piece to all you players
And all you ladies out there!"

What it do girl, what it do?
Lets screw girl, let's screw!
What it do girl, what it do?
It's your boy Benny Troung, baby girl
Let's screw!

Got a Muslim bitch, she's from Pakistan
(damn)
Call the goons up and we're all banging, man
(wow)
Invade the pussy, Like it's Afghanistan
Got damn man, it feels good to be American
(USA) got a bitch named Sarah, man
She's from Paris, France (French)
Oui, oui, she loves my weenie (like it)
Skeeted on her sheets and I leave them greasy
Then I disappear, Benny T houdini (magic)
Got a fine blind bitch named CC (fine)
She be rocking shades, but they ain't 3D
(damn)
Got my boner popping like Alien 3 (ow)
Asian John Cena, she can't see me nope!

What it do girl, what it do?
Lets screw girl, let's screw!
What it do girl, what it do?
It's your boy Benny Troung, baby girl
Let's screw!

Got a bitch named Jasmine, She's an actress
Boobs are huge, but her pubes got rashes
(gross) had to get her ass kicked
The bitch burned me
Assault and Battery, I need an attorney!
Got an old bitch, her name's Dorothy
The ho is like 40, but she's always horny
(she's old)
She's a teacher, works at a daycare
Damn bitch
I've never seen a pussy with no gray hair!
(that's gross) you should dye that
Tell me where your daughter at
If she need a prom date
Tell her ass to holler back
Wendy, Cindy, Jenny, Mindy
All got tats on their ass saying "Benny"
(damn)

What it do girl, what it do?
Lets screw girl, let's screw!
What it do girl, what it do?
It's your boy Benny Troung, baby girl
Let's screw!

Break it down
If I see a bad ho, man, I'ma take her down
Break it down if I see a bad bitch, dawg
I'ma take her down!

Met a bitch named Lydia
Told me she was Indian
Feather or dot, I forgot
But I took her to my spot
(crib) , beat up on her twat (fuck)
"Bow bow bow" on the pussy, Waka Flocka
(damn) got a bitch named Jan
(Jan) , She's my biggest fan (fan)
She thinks that I'm the man
So we hit it in her van (do it)
Don't come a-knockin'
(nope) if the van's a-rockin' (nope)
Pull off my condom, cum on her stockings
Benny too sexy for my shirt, Right Said Fred
Just met a bitch, her name's Peg Leg Meg
(what?)
Yeah she got one leg, but she got a cute face
And she's handicapped
That's a guaranteed parking space (Ok)

What it do girl, what it do?
Lets screw girl, let's screw!
What it do girl, what it do?
It's your boy Benny Troung, baby girl
Let's screw!