Bernie Allen, Travie McCoy - Catapult Complex lyrics

I just guzzled a 40 of gummy potion
So consider this the jump off
Or the first day of spring season
Better yet the neverending leap of
Faith for no reason
Or even the epitome of a catapult complex
The prime suspect in the first gravity
Hijacking in universal history cause
What my mind does is on the
Same plane as Buzz Aldrin, or Lightyear
Right here
I possess the one and only rule of flying

Trying's an excuse for not doing
I'm sorry if I ruined your conclusion
But, you've been bamboozled
Led astray, made a mockery of
Don't let the subject matter fool you
This is not for the club
It's just a simple plan to keep you awake
And hopefully jump start your heart see
When I ask you to bounce, all I'm doing
Is inviting you to help me
Throw apples at Isaac Newton
Gravity Slaves on an overground railroad
In search for freedom so I lead 'em
And feed 'em jumping beans
To get 'em all gassed
And hit the trampoline and build
With those that fall last

I heard a rumor that if every soul
On the planet earth jumped at once
We could make the world shake
If this is true
What the fuck you waiting for?
On the count of two
Let yourself go and elevate

I just guzzled a 40 of gummy potion
So consider this the jump off
Or the first day of spring season
Better yet the neverending leap of
Faith for no reason
Or even the epitome of a catapult complex
The prime suspect in the first gravity
Hijacking in universal history cause
What my mind does is on the
Same plane as Buzz Aldrin, or Lightyear
Right here
I possess the one and only rule of flying

I, I, I leap over sheep in a single bound
(Who are you?) schlep boogie fully equipped
With pogo sticks and kangaroo genetics
Plus the new Timberland moon boots
For aesthetics
This'll only take a second, be patient
It seems the faulty springs in your feet
Are in desperate need of replacement
See, When I ask you to jump
I'm simply asking you
To retaliate when gravity's harassing you
I'm afraid my welcome's been over-stayed
And that might explain the scars on
Both of my shoulder blades
I'm on the razor's edge, go on and push me
And I'll reverse these clocks
And bust a backflip back in to the pussy

I heard a rumor that if every soul
On the planet earth jumped at once
We could make the world shake
If this is true
You're gonna feel real stupid
When you realize the fact you're
One second too late