Bernie Allen, Travie McCoy - Girl or Dog lyrics

What up, Paco? Little fucker
She's such a mess, so depressed
He just looks at me
I look at her and see my reflection crookedly
He can't talk but he understands
All I want is quality time with both of 'em
But she's got other plans

We shared a common love but she was hesitant
I dove in face first
Like fuck the prerequisite
He tried to warn me this girl was bad news
But, I was lonely, in need of a companion
Canine or female
I'm like fuck it I'll take them both
And lost track of what I needed most
(how selfish)
She had stories of abandonment and Prozac
They kind of bored me to
The point I felt concerned
Until I learned that he'd
Been watching every episode
And taking notes on how to
Sit and wait his turn
Now if only I could find a way to make her
Stop talking about herself for
More than two minutes we could get married
What a scary thought
All I saw was ducks crying and
A silent child absorbing everything
Waiting for his chance to scream
Like for instance
The time she made me feel guilty
For my accomplishments and her
Lack of passion
Mind sex was an understatement
Let's call it brain rape
And when I needed them walks
He didn't hesitate
So now I'm like evaluating
Every move she makes
Cause her words get more irrelevant
With every sip she takes
Sometimes he gets me pissed
And small shit escalates
It's a strange relationship but it's
A bond that never breaks
And I strongly suggest
The next time that you find
Yourself looking for love
Just get a pet and wear a bulletproof vest
Cause you never know
She could be the one looking
To bum a cigarette
It's such a simple concept
Never trust a big ass with
Emo glasses and alcoholic tendencies
Chances are that in all her drunken splendor
She'll leave out the part
About her chemical dependencies