Bo Burnham - 30 lyrics

I used to run for miles
I used to ride my bike
I used to wake up with a smile
And go to bed at night with a dream, ah
But now I'm turning 30 no!
I used to be the young one
Got used to meeting people
Who weren't used to meeting someone
Who was born in 1990
No way! (yeah, I was born in 1990)
Now I'm turning thirty god, God damn it!

I'm (Turning 30, turning 30)
(Turning 30, turning 30)
Turning (Turning 30, turning 30)
(Turning 30, turning 30)
30 (Turning 30, turning 30)
(Turning 30, turning 30)
I'm turning 30 (Turning 30, turning 30)
(Turning 30, turning 30)

When he was 27, my granddad fought in Vietnam
When I was 27
I built a birdhouse with my mom
Oh, fuck, how am I 30? I used to make fun of
The boomers in retrospect, a bit too much
Now all these fucking zoomers are telling
Me that I'm out of touch? Oh yeah? Well
Your fucking phones are poisoning
Your minds okay? So
When you develop a dissociative mental
Disorder in your late twenties
Don't come crawling back to m-

I'm (Turning 30, turning 30)
(Turning 30, turning 30)
Turning (Turning 30, turning 30)
(Turning 30, turning 30)
30 (Turning 30, turning 30)
(Turning 30, turning 30)
I'm turning 30 (Turning 30, turning 30)
(Turning 30, turning 30)

And now my stupid friends
Are having stupid children
My stupid friends are having stupid children
My stupid friends are having stupid children
My stupid friends are having stupid children
And now my stupid friends
Are having stupid children
My stupid friends are having stupid children
My stupid friends are having stupid children
Stupid, fucking ugly, boring children

It's 2020, and I'm 30, I'll do another ten
2030, I'll be 40 and kill myself then