Bo Burnham - White People / Hey Bo, Guess What? lyrics

White guys, it's easy to be a white guy
(yeah) yeah, white guy! We deserve a
Cheer once in a while
Very easy to be a white guy, very easy
But white guys get a lot of shit, and it's
Not fair, 'cause we've done a lot of things
Ya know? We invented a lot of stuff
White guys invented everything
But peanut butter, i believe
That's what I was taught in school
Everything but
Peanut butter doesn't sound right
But the American educational
System having a racial bias? No way, joseph

Guys, white white people
A little uncomfortable
We'll do a racial joke about the white
People so you don't feel uncomfortable
White people, we like the same foods
Uh, favorite sandwich: peanut butter and
(jelly) jelly macaroni and (cheese)
Our favorite chips: salt and vi - (negar)
Wow! Who said it? Get the cameras on them
Your grandkids are gonna see this
Know what a bigot their
Grandfather or grandmother were
Every non-white person, see who said that
Find them after the show
Put the lights down their faces creep me out

Guys, I'm not "perfect" okay? I
Don't "use air quotes correctly"
Alright? But, i am against double standards
Across the board why is it that when a
Woman wears revealing clothing
She's labeled a slut, yet if I were to wear
Her skin as a jacket, i'm a murderer
Why -If I fuck a kid, I'm a
Pedophile, but if a kid fucks me
I'm a pedophile again? Twice in
A week? What is this?

Hey, Bo you wanna sing a song with us? Okay
Great! I don't know the words, though
That's alright you'll figure it out
Alright, woo! Hey, Bo, guess what
What? You're a faggot

Wasn't clever, it was just mean bigoted
I apologize for
That so I was interrupted the other day
While - hey, Bo
Motherfucker!
Wanna sing another song together?
I really don't too bad
Goddamnit hey, Bo, guess what
I'm a faggot correct
It's not funny
You're a faggot, you're a faggot
You're a fucking faggot
You're a faggot, you're a fucking faggot
Can you turn the lights off, at least?
You're a faggot, you're a faggot
You're a fucking faggot
Is this funny to you people?
You're a faggot, you're a fucking faggot
Turn it off turn the track off

Why was it on a record player? You
Got a record player back there?
You have hooked up a record player?
You know, it's one thing to make that, but to
Press it onto vinyl is a whole other thing
Alright? It's gonna outlive me
Just to be clear, I wrote, conceived
And executed the entirety of that bit do
Not give those dumb fucks any credit
It's all me, baby, all me

Look at you people in the Abe
Lincoln seats bam! Too late
Too late how dare he make that joke so late