Bo Burnham - We Think We Know You lyrics

Thank you so much, I think
That I probably should've, uh
Ended it on a higher note
A big ending or whatever
But, uhit's been "what"
I hope you enjoyed it-

Bo, oh my god how are you? I haven't seen
You since, like, Freshman year, oh my God!
You were so, like, skinny
And weird back then, um
But now you're, um anyway, um
You should totally come to
This party I'm having
Tonight with a bunch of my college friends
Um, it's gonna be off the chain hook
It's gonna be so good
You can play some songs for us or something
Um, I've been telling everybody how good
Of friends we were, um, back in the day
Um, I know we never talked or hung out ever


But um i think that's what made
Our friendship so special, y'know?
Anyway, text me! Okay, bye

Mister Burnham how ya doin', good? Good
Uh, I'm a, uh
I'm an agent from out in Los Angeles
Uh, really dig your stuff man
It's out there, you know, i totally get it
Uh, and the best part about it, man
You've got all these young fans, uh, and
Which is great, because young people, they're
They're very passionate, and
They're very, uh
They're very reliable consumers
But what you've gotta do to take
Your career to the next level?
You've gotta cater more heavily to them
Alright? We've done studies
Young people do not respond to this
You know, "introspective" material
Or these "challenges-to-the-form", you know
Young people want jokes they can relate to
Okay? So, write a write a
Silly song about Facebook, you know?
Write some jokes about Twitter
Oror sugary cereals, orrazor scooters
Relate to them!
You know, also, you've gotta reestablish
Your presence on the internet, buddy
Alright, it's not important whether your
Material's "good" or not
What's important is that you keep the
Bo Burnham brand alive and well ya get it?
But we'll discuss more later
I know it's a lot
Uhh, my number is, uh, 310-555 uhh
Mumbling "imaginary number"

Fag!
What up, dude, what's up, how are ya man?
You've changed, bro you've changed
I never knew you, but, um
My friend's old roommate's friend said he
Knew you in high school and
You became a real asshole once all
This "comedy" stuff started happening
What, what is it man? You
Think you're better than us?
You think you're better than us
Just cause you're tall?
Whoa, congrats man, you're tall!
Wow, it's incredible! What
You want a trophy for being tall?
You wanna we should just give
Trophies to tall things
And every tree and building
Will have a trophy that make sense?
Yo, why you acting all quiet
And weird right now?
Yo I know why you are, it's
Cause you're an arrogant prick, that's why
An arrogant fuckin' prick
I once heard that you
Actually act quiet cause
You're shy and introverted in real life
And that people shouldn't expect
You to act the
Same way offstage as you do onstage laughs
Yeahyeah, it makes no sense
Anyway, you wanna buy some weed?

Bo, oh my god! Bo, oh my god! Bo bo
Bo bo bo, Bo, Bo, Bo bo, oh my god!
Mister Burnham bo, Bo (Fag)
Bo, oh my god! Mister Burnham
Bo, Bo (Fag) bo, oh my god!
Mister Burnham bo, Bo (Fag)
Bo, oh my god! Mister Burnham
Bo, Bo (Fag) bo, oh my god!
Mister (Fag) mister, Mister (Fag)
Bo, oh my god! Mister (Fag)
Mister, Mister (Fag)
Bo (Fag) , oh my god! (Fag)
Mi-mi- (Fag) mi-mi- (Fag) mister Burnham
Bo (Fag) , oh my god! (Fag)
Mi-mi- (Fag) mi-mi- (Fag)
Mi-mi- (Fag) mi-mi- (Fag)
Mi-mi- (Fag) mi-mi- (Fag)
I am Satan, Lord of Darkness!
Bo (Fag) , oh my god! (Fag)
Mister Burnham (Fag) bo, Bo (Fag)
Bo (Fag) , oh my God! Crickets
(Fag) bo (Fag) , oh my god! (Fag)
Mister Burnham (Fag) bo, Bo (Fag)
Bo (Fag) , oh my god! (Fag)
Mister Burnham (Fag) bo, Bo (Fag)
(Uh, uh) hey! (Uh, uh) hey!
What the hell? (Uh, uh) hey! (Uh, uh)
Hey!
You're not gonna hit the girl? That's sexist!
(Fa-fa-f-f-f-f-fa-fag)
Mister, m-m-m-m-mister bo-Bo!
(We think you've changed, bro) we know best
You suck! (We think you've changed, bro)
We know best you suck!

We think- we know- you-

Mister mister mister mister
Bo, oh my God bo, oh my God

Bo, oh my God bo, oh my God
Bo, oh my God (fag, fag)
Bo (fag, fag) , oh my God (fag, fag)
Bo (fag, fag) , oh my God (fag, fag)
Fag (Bo! Bo) fag (Bo! Bo) fag (Bo! Bo)

Mixture of all the noises up until now
Mister Burnham

Huge applause and cheering

Thank you Madison, goodnight, thank you
I hope you liked it, thank you
Thank you for being a part of this, thank you