Bo Burnham - A Ghost Story lyrics

Two young boys in corduroys
Were playing with a ball
Two young boys heard one strange noise
Coming from the hall

The boys stood still, well, still until
The door swung open wide
And a ghostly chill and a real ghost, Bill
Were heaved the heck inside

The brave boy stood, as the brave boy would
And said, "Hey, listen Bill!
We're here to hear you, not to fear you
Tell us what you will"

The other boy wheezed and sneezed then seized
And vomited on the floor
He shook his brain he felt insane
Nothing was real anymore

"Ghosts are real?! They're fucking real?!?!"
He cried and shook and feared
For nature's laws were gone because
A ghost had just appeared

And on that night of fear and fright
The brave boy had his thrills
And the other one was fucking done
And swallowed fifty pills