Bo Burnham - Bonus Track (Bo Burnham) lyrics

Here he is, our little bundle of joy
We did it, honey, it's a baby boy
We'll love him and raise him
Till he finally leaves us
What should we name him? How about Adolf?
Little Adolf

He's growin' up like little boys do
He's grown a mustache and he's only two
He's a pyrotechnic and he loves
To play with knives
And our little buddy gives
The weirdest high fives

Little Adolf little Adolf
Little Adolf little Adolf
He's a dictator-tot dictator-tot

He get's a little bit angry
But he's smart as hell
And who taught him how to
Speak German so well?
He doesn't like milk, soda hurts his head
I tried to give him juice
This is what he said:

I hate Jews

Okay, Hitler, please
Drink your juice i'm tired I
Want to go to bed

Just you know what? Get the Jews out of here
Out of this house, out of this country, now

Hitler, get the ju-
What do you want me to do with-?

Put the Jews in camps and separate them

Separate juice?
Hitler, what do you want me to do?
Like separate them by flavor
By, like, concentration?

Concentration ooh

Little Adolf he's a dictator-tot