Bo Burnham - Break Up Song lyrics

I went through a pretty
Rough breakup recently
It was a long time coming, we had a lot
Of conversations about it, she
And I but recently
We've had the conversation it wasn't recent
But
I can remember it like it was yesterday she
Came out of the shower, hair wet
Everything was
Wet if you haven't seen a shower: It's a
Thing with water, and it covers you
And she had just been in that
She came right out of
It and she looked me in
The eyes and she said:

It's over
We shouldn't fight to stay together
Just to fight again it's over
We're unhappy we need to take a break from
Us to make us right again
And even though it's not gonna go any further
I swear I don't regret a second of it
And when the dust has settled
I hope we can still be friends

And then I said eAT A DICK!
EAT A DICK! Eat a fucking dick, bitch!
Put on your dick eating gloves
Get ready to gobble a dick up!
If you don't like this dick sitch
Eat a dick, bitch!

(Starting to think I made
The right decision here) look, you're angry
I can see that
But, you don't need to make this
Harder than it has to be
I try to speak to you but, you won't listen-

EAT A DICK!

Hold on, please, just let me-

EAT A DICK!

Oh my God honestly, are you fucking five?
I try to talk this out
And you refuse to even listen to me
I'm saying how I'm feeling
And you're saying "eat a dick"
Does that seem like a mature response to you?

NO! But see i think the issue is
I've got my fathers temper
And i'm emotionally inarticulate!
So rather than being honest and vulnerable
I've been a quick switch
Because i'm hurting inside
And i'm trying to hide it, so
Eat a dick, bitch!
I thought we had a future together
You fucking whore

I didn't think you'd cry for me
I didn't think you cared
I thought you were lashing out in anger
Now I see you're scared i'm scared, too
Maybe we can work this out and not break up

Really?

No, lick my clit!
Lick my motherfucking clit!
You think three lousy tears
Offsets three years of shit
I deserve better than you
Get me wetter, then screw
Sorry, you're not what i need, hun
Lick this clit and leave, son