Bo Burnham - #deep lyrics

It's about halfway through the show
So I think it's time to talk
About how deep I am
And I'm pretty fucking deep, guys
So deep that I named the song "Hashtag Deep"

Have you ever stopped to watch a
Bluebird drop from a tree
And take to the air? Me neither
Have you ever took time out to finish a
Rhyme but the right words just weren't there?
Meat cleaver

The people in my life are like grains of sand
'Cause they stick together, yeah
Often near my butt hole

If life is an ocean
I am a deep and handsome fish
A fish that's drowning
If the artistic process is a birth canal
Then I am a freshly jellied kid
Come witness my crowning
These thoughts of mine
Must be a sign that I'm hashtag Deep

If Jesus can walk on water
Can he swim on land? Probably not

Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet
Seat instead of on your girlfriend's face
Me neither me neither!
Have you ever wrote a song note for note
And not a single note was out of place? Duh

The people in my life are
Like blades of grass, how?
Cause they're all so grounded
But at least grass stays
Away from my butthole

Art is a harlot
And I am her sassy urban friend
Uh, bitch why you being so selfish?
If mama is right and the world is my oyster
Then I must have an allergy to shellfish
You don't know how could you know
If life makes you wish you were dead
Just put on a good movie then promptly
Put a bullet in your head
Spend forever asleep
Cause life pales in comparison
To living the dream hashtag

Thank you