Bo Burnham - I Want to Beat You to Death lyrics

I want to beat you to
Death with a blunt object

I want to grab one of
Those high-end fashion mannequins
By the ankles and bash your ribcage in

I want to sharpen fifty pencils
Bind them with a rubber band, stick the lead
Ends in your mouth, and punch the erasers

I want to strap you to a
Bed of nails and then
Strap that bed of nails to the hood of my
Car so I can watch you
Suffer as we drive over
Speed bumps in a mall parking
Lot during an earthquake

I want to burn your dog in front
Of you, mix his ashes with gunpowder, melt
His bone-shaped name tag into a small metal
Ball, load it all into a musket
And shoot you in the face with it

I want you to somehow survive a terrible
Car crash and then somehow not
Survive a small fender bender on the
Way back from the hospital