Bo Burnham - Intro / Hell Yeah (Make Happy) lyrics

Thank you for coming
You are here because you want to laugh and
You want to forget about your problems
But, I cannot allow it you should not laugh
You should not forget about your problems
The world is not funny we are all dying
The world is not funny
12% of the world's population does not
Have access to clean drinking water
The world is not funny
Guy Fieri owns two functioning restaurants
The world is not funny so then
Now that we understand the context
Now that we realize how terribly
Unfunny the world is let's do this

Entertainers are not here to help you
They are here to control you
Never listen to them
Never give them what they want
And most importantly
Never make some fucking noise

Ladies ladies, if you feel me, say hell yeah
(Hell yeah) fellas
Come on, fellas, if you feel me
Say hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Virgins
If you haven't felt a person, say hell yeah
(Hell yeah) if you can divide by zero
Let me hear you say hell yeah (Hell yeah)
No you can't! Mathematically impossible
Listen, don't be Pavlovian i'm looking
For actual answers here
Trying to gather information

Let's go! If you like drinking booze
Let me hear you say hell yeah (Hell yeah)
If you like smoking weed
Let me hear you say hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Gotcha get these motherfuckers! Pot
Is ruining America psych

If you don't give a fuck about the law
Let me hear you say fuck the police!
(Fuck the police)
If that seems oversimplified to you
Let me hear you say it's a really
Tough job and they're doing their best ()
If you know nothing about the
Conflict between Israel and Palestine
And thus feel
Super uncomfortable about weighing in on it
'til you've read about it
Let me hear you sayno comment (No comment)
Good call i have no idea
What's going on over there
What are they fighting about?
They have similar hats

If you wanna start the show
Let me hear you say hell yeah! (Hell yeah)
If my name's Bowhoops
I think you're done with
This call-and-response shit
That's what I thought
You want me to get introspective?
Let's get introspective!

I can't wrap my mind around
Exactly why I'm here
I know you paid money, I should be funny
Other than that, I don't know why I'm here
To make you laugh
Right? That's only half right
Look at the world, I don't know why I'm here
All this laughter can't
Feed starving Africans
I just hope I don't get more
From this than you do
I would love to tell you
That everything is fine
You wanna be happy, well, get in line

Yeah, this is almost musically
Incoherent at this point
But y'all ain't seen a comedy show
Like this in your fucking life
And for good reason
It gets old after a few minutes you'll see

Let's get this show going
Let's get this show started okay
One, two, three, four -
-so I was at the dentist the other day
And nothing funny happened
So I was like "don't mention that on stage"
I already fucked it up