Bo Burnham - Jesus lyrics

I found Jesus once
He was in a diner eating hash browns

He had one of those long
Booths all to himself
He wasn’t being greedy or anything
Place was pretty empty

I watched him play the crane
Game on the way out
The one with the metal claw
And the cuddly mass grave
He kept going for a rabbit in overalls
The claw couldn’t lift it

Eventually, he gave up and left

I tried for a bit
The rabbit’s just too heavy
I think whoever owns this thing
Put an unmovable toy rabbit
In there just to fuck with evеrybody