Bo Burnham - Making a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich lyrics

And now… what making a
Peanut butter and jelly
Sandwich feels like when you’re
High on marijuana

And now… what making a peanut butter and
Jelly sandwich feels like
When you’re shit-faced

Hey, baby, I’m home honey
You okay? What’s wrong?

Are you drunk? Have you
Been… You’ve been drinking
Haven’t you? You’ve been fuck
You’re fucking wasted
Aren’t…I can’t hear you speak
Into the microphone i’m not
What’s behind your back? What’re you
Holding behind your back? Itching
Just…Just don’t be itchy back
What is
Just show… what’re you hiding behind
Your back? Just show me
It’s a jar of peanut butter
All right? Sue me
That’s mayonnaise that is a jar
Of mayonnaise that is not
Peanut butter why are you holding
A jar of mayonnaise?
Why are you holding a jar of mayonnaise?
I’m not holding a jar of mayonnaise
Touché, bitch you know what? I am fucking
Done with this shit, okay?
I had to get up at 5: 00 am, i
Had to be at work at 6: 00, I had an
Exhausting day, I just wanna
Come home, unwind, relax
And I come home to a mess
That I have to clean up i’ll clean it up
No, no! I will have to clean it up because
You’ll make it worse if you try to, okay?
Yeah you know what? I’m fucking done with
This you are so immature
I cannot leave you alone
Without you getting shit-faced

Are you? She’s done this is what
I deal with Monday throughmonday
Who are you talking to right now? You just
Gestured to the sink what does that mean?
There’s an audience full of people
Okay, you know what? This bit is getting
A little too weird and meta okay
We’re done with it

I agree where’s that going?
Sometimes you don’t write an end to a bit
So you skip it before they know it, you’re
On to the next thing guys
I was at the store recently and, uh, no
I will save you time i bought something
No, no, no, no no sit in silence