Bo Burnham - Men & Women lyrics

Thank you i believe, uh
I believe firmly that women are
Always right yeah thank you
Ah, well I should rephrase that i uh don't

Men and women
This song is called "Men and Women"

Men are like vows, because they
Are easily broken, oh, yeah
Women are like cows
Because they both have vaginas
Men are like muzzles, because they'll try
To shut you up, oh, yeah
Women are like puzzles, because
Prior to 1920, neither had the right to vote
Puzzles still don't

Ah, a man is an eagle, yeah
A woman is a dove
Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love
Too quiet

Women are like fingers and toes
Because they're easy to count on it's cute
Men are like ravens and crows
'cause they hate using condoms fuck it
Women are like "Yahtzee!"s, oh
'cause I rarely get them men are like Nazis
'cause they both caused the Holocaust
It's true

Ah, for every dollar that a man makes
A woman makes seventy cents
That doesn't make sense that's not fair
The man's only left with thirty

Oh, men and women, it's black and white
And an area of grey for hermaphrodites
Oh yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, oh

Male strippers always look like
They're applying lotion
And female strippers
When they're dancing on the pole
Just look like confused firemen thanks