Bo Burnham - Microwave Popcorn lyrics

Could you turn my up headphones?
Turn up my head- or
I'm the only one in here, so, I'm gonna
Turn up my own headphones, for myself
Thank you! You're welcome

Tryna make microwave popcorn in a microwave
I am on that wave i am on that wave
Tryna make microwave popcorn

I take the packet out the plastic
(Takin' out the plastic, brrt)
Reading the directions on the
Back of the package (O oh)
Orville Redenbacher, you're a savage
(You a savage) so let's get crackin'
(Tryna make microwave, ayy)
I put the packet on the glass (What glass?)
The little glass dish in the microwave
(Got it) i close the door (Which door?)
The door to the microwave! What
Is wrong with you?!
You follow all the rules when
You're a studious guy (Step one)
Insert the packet, set the power to high
Cook for one and a half minutes
To two and a half minutes
(Mm, kind of a wide range)

Tryna make microwave popcorn
(Bippity-bippity-bop) in a microwave (Brrt)
I am on that wave i am on that wave
Tryna make microwave popcorn

The popcorn's done (Thank God)
I open up the door, I take it out
Ooh, ah, shh, goddamn, that's hot (Super hot)
Makes sense (I burnt my fing-y)
I open up the packet (The packet)
It smells smoky and the kernels are black
Shit (No)
I burned it (No) , I burned it (For real?)
Yes, for rea Do you think you're
Helping by saying all this?
(Tryna make microwave)
I'm givin' up (I'm done cookin' popcorn)
I'ma eat a bag of Skinny Pop
(It's already popped)
I look back at the microwave, wait a minute
How'd I miss this button? There's a
Button and the button says

"Popcorn" (Oh, no) on the microwave
(There was a button that said popcorn?)
I am on that wave i am on that wave
(I shoulda hit that button, Brrt)
Tryna make microwave popcorn
(Tryna, make, micro, wave
Bippity bippity bop, jiffy Pop)
In a microwave
(Guys, stop, Tryna, make, micro, wave, Agh
Got a kernel in my throat, aghhh
Brrt) i am on that wave
(Guys, get off, Tryna, make
Micro, wave, Brrt, brrt)
I am on that wave
(Everyone's talking at the same time
Can everyone just shut
Shut Shut up, Tryna, make
Micro, wave, christmas ornaments
Movie theater butter)
Tryna make microwave popcorn