Bo Burnham - Microwave Popcorn lyrics
[Bo Burnham - Microwave Popcorn lyrics]
Could you turn my up headphones?
Turn up my head- or
I'm the only one in here, so, I'm gonna
Turn up my own headphones, for myself
Thank you! You're welcome
Tryna make microwave popcorn in a microwave
I am on that wave i am on that wave
Tryna make microwave popcorn
I take the packet out the plastic
(Takin' out the plastic, brrt)
Reading the directions on the
Back of the package (O oh)
Orville Redenbacher, you're a savage
(You a savage) so let's get crackin'
(Tryna make microwave, ayy)
I put the packet on the glass (What glass?)
The little glass dish in the microwave
(Got it) i close the door (Which door?)
The door to the microwave! What
Is wrong with you?!
You follow all the rules when
You're a studious guy (Step one)
Insert the packet, set the power to high
Cook for one and a half minutes
To two and a half minutes
(Mm, kind of a wide range)
Tryna make microwave popcorn
(Bippity-bippity-bop) in a microwave (Brrt)
I am on that wave i am on that wave
Tryna make microwave popcorn
The popcorn's done (Thank God)
I open up the door, I take it out
Ooh, ah, shh, goddamn, that's hot (Super hot)
Makes sense (I burnt my fing-y)
I open up the packet (The packet)
It smells smoky and the kernels are black
Shit (No)
I burned it (No) , I burned it (For real?)
Yes, for rea Do you think you're
Helping by saying all this?
(Tryna make microwave)
I'm givin' up (I'm done cookin' popcorn)
I'ma eat a bag of Skinny Pop
(It's already popped)
I look back at the microwave, wait a minute
How'd I miss this button? There's a
Button and the button says
"Popcorn" (Oh, no) on the microwave
(There was a button that said popcorn?)
I am on that wave i am on that wave
(I shoulda hit that button, Brrt)
Tryna make microwave popcorn
(Tryna, make, micro, wave
Bippity bippity bop, jiffy Pop)
In a microwave
(Guys, stop, Tryna, make, micro, wave, Agh
Got a kernel in my throat, aghhh
Brrt) i am on that wave
(Guys, get off, Tryna, make
Micro, wave, Brrt, brrt)
I am on that wave
(Everyone's talking at the same time
Can everyone just shut
Shut Shut up, Tryna, make
Micro, wave, christmas ornaments
Movie theater butter)
Tryna make microwave popcorn
Turn up my head- or
I'm the only one in here, so, I'm gonna
Turn up my own headphones, for myself
Thank you! You're welcome
Tryna make microwave popcorn in a microwave
I am on that wave i am on that wave
Tryna make microwave popcorn
I take the packet out the plastic
(Takin' out the plastic, brrt)
Reading the directions on the
Back of the package (O oh)
Orville Redenbacher, you're a savage
(You a savage) so let's get crackin'
(Tryna make microwave, ayy)
I put the packet on the glass (What glass?)
The little glass dish in the microwave
(Got it) i close the door (Which door?)
The door to the microwave! What
Is wrong with you?!
You follow all the rules when
You're a studious guy (Step one)
Insert the packet, set the power to high
Cook for one and a half minutes
To two and a half minutes
(Mm, kind of a wide range)
Tryna make microwave popcorn
(Bippity-bippity-bop) in a microwave (Brrt)
I am on that wave i am on that wave
Tryna make microwave popcorn
The popcorn's done (Thank God)
I open up the door, I take it out
Ooh, ah, shh, goddamn, that's hot (Super hot)
Makes sense (I burnt my fing-y)
I open up the packet (The packet)
It smells smoky and the kernels are black
Shit (No)
I burned it (No) , I burned it (For real?)
Yes, for rea Do you think you're
Helping by saying all this?
(Tryna make microwave)
I'm givin' up (I'm done cookin' popcorn)
I'ma eat a bag of Skinny Pop
(It's already popped)
I look back at the microwave, wait a minute
How'd I miss this button? There's a
Button and the button says
"Popcorn" (Oh, no) on the microwave
(There was a button that said popcorn?)
I am on that wave i am on that wave
(I shoulda hit that button, Brrt)
Tryna make microwave popcorn
(Tryna, make, micro, wave
Bippity bippity bop, jiffy Pop)
In a microwave
(Guys, stop, Tryna, make, micro, wave, Agh
Got a kernel in my throat, aghhh
Brrt) i am on that wave
(Guys, get off, Tryna, make
Micro, wave, Brrt, brrt)
I am on that wave
(Everyone's talking at the same time
Can everyone just shut
Shut Shut up, Tryna, make
Micro, wave, christmas ornaments
Movie theater butter)
Tryna make microwave popcorn