Bo Burnham - Oh My God lyrics

I've never written a book in my life
‘Cause your tiny brains would never get it
Me compared to Shakespeare's like
Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare's wife

I gave you everything, but
I gave you simple minds so
You made simple things
I gave you healthy birds
You made chicken wings i gave you nipples
You made nipple rings

You’re not going to Heaven
Why would you EVER think I’d
Hang out with you? You’re all dicks
I don’t need you
I know a million aliens cooler than you
So fuck you

Oh my i said oh my god
Oh my, oh my god i’m not gonna fix you
I’m not gonna fix you
I said oh my, oh my god

People give me money but I don’t know why
‘cause my real collection plate
Is an empty cup held by a homeless guy

I made every girl different and
They’re all perfect just the way they are
People tell them different
And people are smart
Right! I just made the stars

You think you know beauty love
Trust me you don’t
I’m the one who created them

You’re overpopulated so I slaved for days
Making gays and you ended up hating them!
Fuck you!

I've created many beings
But, you’re the strangest that I've ever met
You think that you're my children
But, you’re more like an annoying pet
The Messiah made the people wonder
Heavenly whether he’s me
But, I’m not into saving people
Who might nail me to a fucking tree

You’re all angry
Crying sad
And lost you worship power and wealth
The more that I watch you the
Less I believe in myself

You’re looking for answers that
Won’t be found no!
How many answers can a raindrop find
Before it hit's the ground?

You think I kill you people
You ask me "why?" when a child dies
Why would I kill someone
When a hundred years passes when
I blink my eyes?