Bo Burnham - Sexting lyrics

Sexting (Whoa oh, whoa oh, oh, oh)
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
Sexting ayy, ayy, AT&T

I am in bed I am ready to go with you
Tonight, I'm thinking of taking
It slow: We'll use
Emojis only we don't need phonetical diction
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians
You send me a peach
(O oh) , I send a carrot back (Ahh)
You send a Ferris wheel
That's pretty abstract
I send back a ticket stub
Implying that the Ferris wheel's
Your body and
I'd really love admission to it (Ahh)
Oh, no! What if, now
You think that I'm implying your vagina is
As big as a Ferris wheel? (Damn)
You send back a snowman
Crisis averted (Thank God)

Sexting (Whoa oh, whoa oh, oh, oh)
It isn't sex it's the next best thing
(Next best thing) sexting
Ayy, ayy, AT&T

No more emojis now, it's on to words
I ask what you're wearing you reply
"A shirt"
You say, "Are you naked?" I say, "yeah
Except for a top hat"
You say, "lmao, " but I doubt that
I'm getting hot at just the thought
Of what I'd do to you 'Cause in my head
I'm in your bed and getting through to you
They made the internet for nights like these
(Nights like these) i love you, baby send a
Picture of your tit's, please

Sexting (Whoa oh, whoa oh, oh, oh)
It isn't sex it's the next best thing
(Next best thing) sexting
Ayy, ayy (We are sexting) AT&T

You send the pic and say it's now my turn
Jesus fucking Christ, I guess I never learn
My phone's flash is my only light, and
The flash makes my dick look frightened
I chicken out and send a
Picture of my face instead
Because my dick looks like
The baby from Eraserhead
You say, "I sent my titties, that's not fair"
(That's not fair)
So I send it to you, and then my phone dies

Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone
Yeah another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone
Yeah another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone
Yeah (Pussy) Another night on my own, yeah
(Titties) Stuck in my home, yeah
(Balls) Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone
Yeah