Bo Burnham - Sunday School lyrics

Alright kids uh welcome to
Your first Sunday school
Class alright let’s get right into it okay?
Okay

Did you know that Jesus died on the cross
Just to keep you from masturbating?
And did you know that prior to 1960
He frowned on interracial dating?

Well my name is Bobby Johnson
And I teach about god’s loving wrath
And though I try to live by the Bible
And what it says
I think I might’ve stumbled from the path

Because I’m gay for Jesus
Creator of all good a charitable carpenter
That’s why he’s given me wood
I’m gay for Jesus, let the people rejoice
But it’s not about lust, I
Don’t want to nail him
That was a poor word choice

Did you know Satan wears a cape
Made out of a rainbow flag?
And did you know that Jesus hates abortions
Unless the kid was a f- Jew?

Well I try to live by the Bible
But it tells me that my thoughts aren't right
But those particular pages might
Be stuck together
From the little bit of sinning
I did last night

Because they told me to love Jesus
I chose an alternative route
Well I was so sad when he was in that
Cave but I was thrilled when he came out
Well I’m gay for Jesus
Fill me with your grace
I said pour you love all over me, but please
Aim away from my face