Bo Burnham - The Flirt lyrics
[Bo Burnham - The Flirt lyrics]
Something about a cat and them
The word pussy being used ambiguously
I could tell a sad story to get you crying
Like how I had a single mother
Who started selling handmade yo yos
To support her only child
I could tell you an interesting
Fact to get you nodding
Like how carpets were first made in the
Hopes that all of the world’s grass
Would one day be replaced by carpets, or
As they called them, "comfy grass"
I could tell you a scary story
To get your teeth chattering
Something about a really old man
Sitting in a squeaky
Rocking chair, pointing at you
What are you in the mood for?