Bo Burnham - The Future lyrics

Wake up every morning at a quarter to ten
Like, "Am I dying? Is this real? Oh, right
It's this again"
I'm awoken by my daughter as
She jumps in my bed
I'm only kidding, I don't have a kid
I crochet instead

Am I depressed?
(yeah) Stressed? (yeah) It's anyone's guess
I'll bother getting better when
I bother getting dressed is it gonna end?
(yeah) When? (Never) Alrighty then
It's just another day of hangin'
With my daughter and

I'm livin' in the future (Uh, huh)
I'm livin' in the future (Uh, huh)
I'm livin' in the future (Uh, huh)
I'm livin' in the future (Uh, huh)

Make it to the shower by a quarter to one
This bottle shampoos and conditions
It's a two-for-one
I draw a little doggy on the fog of the glass
Just like the ones I used to
Draw back in geometry class

Am I depressed?
(yeah) Stressed? (yeah) It's anyone's guess
I'll bother getting better when
I bother getting dressed am I kinda hot?
(No) What? (Nothing) That's what I thought
I bought an app to help me meditate
It didn't work

I'm living in the future (Uh, huh)
I'm living in the future (Uh, huh)
I'm living in the future (Uh, huh)
I'm living in the future (Uh, huh)