Bo Burnham - WDIDLN? lyrics

Um, I moved to Hollywood recently from
Boston, where I grew up
And I heard about these wild Hollywood
Party nights that people would have
I didn't think they were true until I moved
To Hollywood and I started having them
This a song about a crazy night
I had a couple of
Months ago it's called "What Did
I Do Last Night?"

Yeah (yeah, yeah)
What the did I do last night?
I cried myself to sleep

It was a good one
I like the word poop, sorry
Yeah, we're getting edgy
I like the word poop
Because when you say the word 'poop'
Your mouth makes the same motion your
Butthole does when it poops poop
Not my best, probably my worst

When did my mother first describe
Gay sex to me?
Good question, I was 8 years old
I have a joke for that i was 8 years old
She sat me down at the dinner table
She was very mature about it she said
"Do you know your father and
I love each other?"
I said, "Of course you and dad love each
Other more than 2 people in the world
Could possibly love each other" she said
"Well two men can love each
Other in the exact same
Way that your father and I love each other"
Yeah, she said
"What happens when two men love
Each other like that?
What they do is they take off their clothes
They get in the bed
And they SHIT ON THE BIBLE!"

So I don't really talk to her anymore