Bo Burnham - Welcome to the Internet lyrics

Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can
Think of can be found
We've got mountains of content, some better
Some worse
If none of it's of interest to you
You'd be the first

Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news
Or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic this isn't a test
Haha just nod or shake your head
And we'll do the rest

Welcome to thе internet! What
Would you prefеr?
Would you like to fight for civil
Rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
We've got a million different ways to engage

Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We've got movies and doctors
And fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored-pencil
Drawings of all the
Different characters in Harry Potter
Fucking each other

Welcome to the internet! Hold
On to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent
You photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting he
Just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it
You whore

See a man beheaded, get offended
See a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you here's
How you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to
Vaccinate your kids

Could I interest you in everything
All of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time
Could I interest you in everything
All of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time

You know, it wasn't always like this

Not very long ago, just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs, travel blogs
A chatroom or two we set our sights and
Spent our nights waiting for you!
You, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Now, look at you! Oh, ha, look at you!
You, you! Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now your inside's out honey
How you grew and if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do?
It was always the plan to put
The world in your hand

Could I interest you in everything
All of the time?
A bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time
Could I interest you in everything
All of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything and
Anything and everything
And anything and everything and
All of the time