Cam Steady, Sailorurlove - Gardevoir vs. Gallade lyrics

Pokemon rap battle!

GARDEVOIR! VS
GALLADE!

GO!

You must have been hit with confusion
To step in here battling me
Is this hypnosis? You rap me to sleep
Cause I know you can't tackle an actual beast
I'mma shatter your screens and
Your dazzling gleams and then sweep up a bag
Of your magical leaves
Cause like Kalos elite, you'll be nothing
Hype i guess that fighting's not your type
This evolution's justified
So it's best that you hide
Knowing your timid nature
You're just the rough draft that
They mastered much later
I'm Alpha Omega, you just are my Beta
And when I go mega, then it's time to duel
But when you go mega
Then it's time to dance?
Well you don't want that
Cause these swords that I slash
Gonna blast you in half
With this massive attack

It's sad you attack, I resist
Your fad was a flash and you missed
This "rapper's" a trash slinging slasher
That's dripping with ice picks
All over his wrists insist on a fight
Then this hyper voice talks back
Think that you're special? I thought that
It would be obvious and dawn on you
Trainers would rather use your stone
To get a frostlass
Send your teeny fists and you'll
Learn I'll blast them back
Need my healing wish when I Will-O Wisp
Cause my burns half your attacks
You take my schtick, I'll just make a trick
And regain my name the same
Claim it's your type
So why am I the one in all the fighting games
(Aah)

What a disgrace that flow is the same as
Black holes you create it's empty with space
Now I'mma leave Gardevoir without a trace
Your ability's about to change
When I pixelate you with these blades
And the only ones that
Gonna miss your embrace
Are the furries that frequent your Rule 34
Look at all the porn that they made
There's kids who are playing this game
But every time that I go Google your name
It's a pain cause my history must be erased
Save face and teleport away
Battlin' or on the stage
I beat you all the same
You were cool in Generation 3
But now you been replaced
Even Wally knew, the second time around
To pick Gallade

Can you see what I'm thinking? Hmmyou suck
If you think you've got an edge
I'll leave this psycho cut
If you really think this combat's close
Then I'mma eat them dreams
Cause you don't learn a decent
Fighting move till' Level 63
Back off, I disarm your whack claws
You're Wally's award from Norman
Cause you all just suck off
So just mark this track lost
With that porn you've seen to have read
We all know you're just frustrated
Your Evo's a sausage fest

GAME OVER!

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