Cast of Galavant, Alfie Simmons, Darren Evans, Timothy Omundson, Ricky Gervais - A Day in Richard's Life lyrics

Close your eyes, open your mind
Your journey's about to begin
Relax your karma and try not to barf
As the universe starts to spin
Hocus Pocus, Expialidocious
Set your aura free petrificus Totalus
Drink deeply from the chalice
Tell us what you see! Ahahahaha!

The king is dead, long live the king
The king is dead, long live the king
Where is his son, who'll inherit everything?

Here's your royal sword!

And I don't want to be any king

We literally named you 'Kingsley'
God told us to!
It's not like we were being trendy

My destiny lies beyond the castle walls
Mother i'm going to conquer and kill
And spread bastard children
Throughout the land, like wildflower seeds
Somebody else can sit on their ass and rule

But who? Who? But who? Who? But who?

(Young Richard farts, the Royal Court gasps)

I'm Gareth, and I'll faithfully serve you
My King

The sword, your highness
Here's your royal sword to be the king-

Actually, I think I will take the sword
Good luck, Dickie