Cast of Galavant, Vinnie Jones, Timothy Omundson Release Date - She'll Be Mine lyrics

Oh Gareth, I try so hard to please, her
I invade a kingdom for a jewel
I respect her vow of chastity
And yet every day I have to
Hear it over and over again galavant
Galavant blah blah blah blah galavant!
I want her need her crave her yes it's true
But she is not the only thing
I desperately want to do
I want to shoot him with a crossbow

I want to stab him in the eye
I want to liberate his head from his neck
And then punt the bloody wreck sky high
I want to hurl him out a window
And shove explosives where the
Sun don't shine
Want to skewer him with swords
Then slowly twist 'em all
Around his reproductive system
Won't that be divine?

Then she'll be mine

And then you'll do it every evening

Sweet God, at last

In every room on ev'ry floor

Till I can't do it anymore!

And with no Galavant distracting your bride

We could start a genocidal war

Wait what?

I'll get back to all my hobbies
Like raising taxes and tormenting the poor

Curse those poor

No more "Galavant is
Just complete perfection!"
Gal would never lose his temper!
Won't that be divine? And she'll be mine

La la la la

Just mine all mine

La la la la

Mine all mine all mine