Cast of Galavant, Alfie Simmons, Timothy Omundson - Will My Day Ever Come lyrics

Will my day ever come?
Will my moment arrive? Will I ever be more
Then just some poor, fat loser?
Do I ever become the hero?
Will I wed the girl I love?
Am I going to get to touch her boobs?

I’m not telling you, you’re a child!

What? Who are you?

I’m you! In the future

Cool!

Oh god

Will I be a good king?

Not really

Loved by all that I rule?

Nope, sorry

Do I stand up and fight for truth and right
And good?

Let’s see now no, no, no

Will I go on some grand adventures

Well

With my closest, bestest chum?

Not exactly

When will that day come?

It’s never gonna come, is it?

Is it hopeless?

Am I useless?

Are we doomed to be completely lame?

Will my star ever rise?
Will my life ever change?
Am I destined to be
Achievement-free forever?
I don’t need all my dreams to happen
Or a bunch, or even some
Will my day ever come?