Cast of Galavant, Sophie McShera, Darren Evans - A Happy Ending for Us lyrics

When rich folks war, who dies?

The poor

On that you can depend
So obviously for you and me
There's only one way this can end
Let's see: appetizers, saladsaha!
Let's spike the soup with some arsenic

What?

Just a few droplets like thus
Serve and each blue blood will
Die as they spew blood a happy ending for us

Gosh!

How 'bout a pie full of cyanide?
Can you imagine the fuss?
Cramps, diarrhea, convulsions

Then see ya!

A happy ending for us
Picture that great big pool of puke and stool
A happy ending for us

I could fry up some heirloom toadstools
With a little hemlock vinaigrette

Ooh!

What?

If they survive to the entree

Go on

Strychnine can be your best friend

Nice!

Poison the meat first
They'll leave the hall feet first
A perfect fairy tale end

Tra la la la la!

How 'bout a tray of bad shellfish?

Yes!

Ooh! Chicken delicious served rare

A tartare!

Choose any toxin then toss the whole box in
Voila! They're gasping for air!
Oh how they'll heave and spurt and for
Desert do things too gross to discuss
And they will claw and choke
'til all of them croak a lovely ending

A storybook ending

A happy ending for us

What do you say?

I better get cooking