Cast of Galavant, Sophie McShera, Darren Evans - As Good As It Gets lyrics
[Cast of Galavant, Sophie McShera, Darren Evans - As Good As It Gets lyrics]
We got a snazzy, new room
With two whole benches
It's practically rodent-free
We got expensive perfume
For all our stenches as swellegant as can be
And with these pointy, new shoes
To walk through mud in
Fancy silk squares to cough up blood in
Baby, let's face it
This is as good as it gets
I suppose it is rather nice
We got the classier type of bedbug species
Between our new burlap sheets
We got a custom made pipe
That dumps our feces
On one of the nicer streets
And when there's something amiss
Inside our breeches
Our barber applies his fattest leeches
Why not embrace it?
This is as good as it gets
We're part of the upper lower class now
Sickly, yet oh-so chic
Our glass is half-full
We own a glass now
We bathe once a week
Well, "bathe, " so to speak
And as our station in
Life keeps growing stronger
We're growing in more ways, too
I think my tapeworm is, like
A whole foot longer
By now I might have a few
And though our breath and our
Teeth may still be rotten
Together, just look how far we've gotten
Baby, we made it
Totally slayed it
Why would we trade it? This is
As good as it ge-e-e-e-e-e-ts
With two whole benches
It's practically rodent-free
We got expensive perfume
For all our stenches as swellegant as can be
And with these pointy, new shoes
To walk through mud in
Fancy silk squares to cough up blood in
Baby, let's face it
This is as good as it gets
I suppose it is rather nice
We got the classier type of bedbug species
Between our new burlap sheets
We got a custom made pipe
That dumps our feces
On one of the nicer streets
And when there's something amiss
Inside our breeches
Our barber applies his fattest leeches
Why not embrace it?
This is as good as it gets
We're part of the upper lower class now
Sickly, yet oh-so chic
Our glass is half-full
We own a glass now
We bathe once a week
Well, "bathe, " so to speak
And as our station in
Life keeps growing stronger
We're growing in more ways, too
I think my tapeworm is, like
A whole foot longer
By now I might have a few
And though our breath and our
Teeth may still be rotten
Together, just look how far we've gotten
Baby, we made it
Totally slayed it
Why would we trade it? This is
As good as it ge-e-e-e-e-e-ts