Cast of Galavant, Timothy Omundson, Ben Presley - Comedy Gold lyrics
[Cast of Galavant, Timothy Omundson, Ben Presley - Comedy Gold lyrics]
Comedy is easy once you know the basics
Starting with the concept of surprise
Right!
Take what folks think give it a wink
You try it on now for size
Me?
Yeah
What's black and white, and red all over?
I don't know, sire what is black and white
And red all over?
Those guys, after I behead them huh, huh?
(Guard screams as he is
Pushed off the balcony) he was surprised
Comedy gold
Really?
I'm tellin' you it's comedy gold
Yes!
You're killing it!
If that doesn't slay them-
I'll murder you cold!
Swear to God, it's comedy gold!
Well, our work here is done
So I'll just be going
Oh, we're just getting started
Ah, right
Lesson two
Lesson number two is also fundamental
Something that we call the Rule of Three
Set up the joke give it a stroke
Third time, bam!
Three serfs walk into a bar
The first serf orders a hot grog
The second serf orders a hot grog
And the third serf orders a hot grog
But he has no money or neither do
The other two because they are serfs huh?
Props can be a riot
Ethnic humor, can't deny it
Or a pratfall if it's properly applied
Depending on the viewer
Take it black or work it bluer
Or try an observational aside
What's that all about?
It never gets old
You'll never get old
Because you'll be dead when I
Execute you get it?
Gonna be killer gonna be ace
Folks dyin' of laughter all over the place!
Starting with the concept of surprise
Right!
Take what folks think give it a wink
You try it on now for size
Me?
Yeah
What's black and white, and red all over?
I don't know, sire what is black and white
And red all over?
Those guys, after I behead them huh, huh?
(Guard screams as he is
Pushed off the balcony) he was surprised
Comedy gold
Really?
I'm tellin' you it's comedy gold
Yes!
You're killing it!
If that doesn't slay them-
I'll murder you cold!
Swear to God, it's comedy gold!
Well, our work here is done
So I'll just be going
Oh, we're just getting started
Ah, right
Lesson two
Lesson number two is also fundamental
Something that we call the Rule of Three
Set up the joke give it a stroke
Third time, bam!
Three serfs walk into a bar
The first serf orders a hot grog
The second serf orders a hot grog
And the third serf orders a hot grog
But he has no money or neither do
The other two because they are serfs huh?
Props can be a riot
Ethnic humor, can't deny it
Or a pratfall if it's properly applied
Depending on the viewer
Take it black or work it bluer
Or try an observational aside
What's that all about?
It never gets old
You'll never get old
Because you'll be dead when I
Execute you get it?
Gonna be killer gonna be ace
Folks dyin' of laughter all over the place!