Cast of Galavant, Timothy Omundson, Ben Presley - Comedy Gold lyrics

Comedy is easy once you know the basics
Starting with the concept of surprise

Right!

Take what folks think give it a wink
You try it on now for size

Me?

Yeah

What's black and white, and red all over?

I don't know, sire what is black and white
And red all over?

Those guys, after I behead them huh, huh?
(Guard screams as he is
Pushed off the balcony) he was surprised

Comedy gold

Really?

I'm tellin' you it's comedy gold

Yes!

You're killing it!
If that doesn't slay them-

I'll murder you cold!

Swear to God, it's comedy gold!

Well, our work here is done
So I'll just be going

Oh, we're just getting started

Ah, right

Lesson two

Lesson number two is also fundamental
Something that we call the Rule of Three
Set up the joke give it a stroke
Third time, bam!

Three serfs walk into a bar
The first serf orders a hot grog
The second serf orders a hot grog
And the third serf orders a hot grog
But he has no money or neither do
The other two because they are serfs huh?

Props can be a riot
Ethnic humor, can't deny it
Or a pratfall if it's properly applied
Depending on the viewer
Take it black or work it bluer
Or try an observational aside

What's that all about?

It never gets old

You'll never get old
Because you'll be dead when I
Execute you get it?

Gonna be killer gonna be ace
Folks dyin' of laughter all over the place!