Cast of Galavant, Joshua Sasse - He Was There lyrics

I was starving in the poorhouse
Where they fed us twice a year
And they tossed me out the
Day I asked for more king Richard: Aw

And your dad brought me to your house
And he gave me bread and beer
Also everything you left here in your drawer!
Galavant: Wait what?

He was there! He was there!
Gave me all your underwear
With his sweet, loving care
He was there! Galavant: Got to be kidding me

I was carried off by slavers
Where my parents died of pox
And they sold me to be rendered into glue
King Richard: Ew!

Then your dad did me two favors
First he cleaned their freaking clocks
Then he gave me all the gear he gave to you!
Galavant: Hey, that's my favorite hat!

He was there! He was there!
Random backflip in the air! Yeah!

So much more kid #5: Love to spare
Such a gem! Kid #7: Such a - galavant: Stop!

I was practically abandoned
By that smug and selfish jerk
It's like nothing that I did was quite enough
King Richard: That's rough

Galavant: First, his ego's out of hand
And all he cares about is work
And I can't believe he gave you all my stuff!
What? No!

He was there! Galavant: Never there!
He was - galavant: Never, ever there!

Sweet and kind galavant: Au contraire!
He's a saint!

Galavant: Not a prayer!

Nasty and cold hearted
Such a pig, don't get me started

He's a schmuck! He's a schmo!
He's the worst! I should know!
He's my dad! He's a cad!

He's right behind me isn't he?