Cast of Galavant, Joshua Sasse - Jackass in a Can lyrics
[Cast of Galavant, Joshua Sasse - Jackass in a Can lyrics]
Your average knight in armor
He's utterly the pit's
His ego's so humungous
His helmet barely fit's
He wears two tons of padding and
Thinks he's quite the man
He's nothing but a jackass in
A fancy metal can
A jackass in a can
There's nothing worser than
Some high and mighty jackass in a can
(All spit in their cups)
(spoken) my master hasn't had a sip of his
Port without my spit in it in
Years i got him cravin' it now i
Gave him two months without it
He said it didn't taste right
(spoken) so, what about your knight? Is
He as bad as ours?
(spoken) uh, yeah, sure
(sung) there's all that fame and glory
The smell, though? Not so great
And then those big, long lances
Yeah, to overcompensate
The glamor and swagger
Yeah, I'm not really a fan
He's quite -
A major dillweed?
In a fancy metal can
A dillweed in a can
There's nothing lamer than
A condescending dillweed in a can
And who does all the planning
Yeah, and who does all the work
True
Who gets no vacation
Not one pay raise, not one perk
Good point
Whose third rate insurance comes
Without a dental plan
Your average, humble squire
And not the meathead in the can
That jerkface in a can
There's nothing sadder than
Some over muscled, chauvinistic
Self indulgent, egotistic
Stingy, prissy, narcississy
Jackass in a can!
(spoken) oh, my God that's me
He's utterly the pit's
His ego's so humungous
His helmet barely fit's
He wears two tons of padding and
Thinks he's quite the man
He's nothing but a jackass in
A fancy metal can
A jackass in a can
There's nothing worser than
Some high and mighty jackass in a can
(All spit in their cups)
(spoken) my master hasn't had a sip of his
Port without my spit in it in
Years i got him cravin' it now i
Gave him two months without it
He said it didn't taste right
(spoken) so, what about your knight? Is
He as bad as ours?
(spoken) uh, yeah, sure
(sung) there's all that fame and glory
The smell, though? Not so great
And then those big, long lances
Yeah, to overcompensate
The glamor and swagger
Yeah, I'm not really a fan
He's quite -
A major dillweed?
In a fancy metal can
A dillweed in a can
There's nothing lamer than
A condescending dillweed in a can
And who does all the planning
Yeah, and who does all the work
True
Who gets no vacation
Not one pay raise, not one perk
Good point
Whose third rate insurance comes
Without a dental plan
Your average, humble squire
And not the meathead in the can
That jerkface in a can
There's nothing sadder than
Some over muscled, chauvinistic
Self indulgent, egotistic
Stingy, prissy, narcississy
Jackass in a can!
(spoken) oh, my God that's me