Cast of Galavant, Adem Loxley, Martin Collins, Hugh Bonneville - Lords of the Sea lyrics
[Cast of Galavant, Adem Loxley, Martin Collins, Hugh Bonneville - Lords of the Sea lyrics]
As hard and tough as brass
By far the fearsomest buccaneers
To ever walk on grass
We pillage here
And plunder there
We rage from dusk till dawn
We hoist the anchor and swab the deck
Then gather for drinks on the lawn
We're the lords of the sea
Except, we aren't at sea
We're the lords of the sea
Just, not of the actual sea
Arrgh
Now woe betide ye scurvy knaves
Who end up in our way
We'll challenge you to a round of golf
Or possibly croquet
And if you dare to do us wrong
You'll walk the plank no doubt
Down you'll go to an awful fate
Those grass stains will never come out
We're the lords of the sea
With quotes around the word "sea"
We're the lords of the sea
Except for the part with the sea
Arrgh
Now how we ended up here
'Tis a dire and dreadful tale
The kind to leave the meanest rogue
A-pukin' o'er the rail
So fateful, so accursed
Such a stroke of evil luck
Our ship washed up on that there hill
And hey I guess it stuck
So now we hold the river here
By brutal violent force
We've also taken up gardening
Sustainably
Of course
We'll make you pay to cross this way
And squeeze you till it hurts
And on the side we sell a line
Of homemade organic desserts
We're the lords of the sea
Though, technically next to the sea
We're the lords of the sea
Or sort of of the sea
Arrgh