Cast of Galavant, Adem Loxley, Martin Collins, Hugh Bonneville - Lords of the Sea lyrics

Hum hum we're cruel and vicious pirate men
As hard and tough as brass
By far the fearsomest buccaneers
To ever walk on grass

We pillage here

And plunder there

We rage from dusk till dawn

We hoist the anchor and swab the deck

Then gather for drinks on the lawn

We're the lords of the sea

Except, we aren't at sea

We're the lords of the sea

Just, not of the actual sea

Arrgh

Now woe betide ye scurvy knaves
Who end up in our way

We'll challenge you to a round of golf

Or possibly croquet

And if you dare to do us wrong
You'll walk the plank no doubt
Down you'll go to an awful fate

Those grass stains will never come out

We're the lords of the sea

With quotes around the word "sea"

We're the lords of the sea

Except for the part with the sea

Arrgh

Now how we ended up here
'Tis a dire and dreadful tale

The kind to leave the meanest rogue
A-pukin' o'er the rail

So fateful, so accursed

Such a stroke of evil luck

Our ship washed up on that there hill

And hey I guess it stuck

So now we hold the river here
By brutal violent force

We've also taken up gardening

Sustainably

Of course

We'll make you pay to cross this way
And squeeze you till it hurts

And on the side we sell a line
Of homemade organic desserts

We're the lords of the sea

Though, technically next to the sea

We're the lords of the sea

Or sort of of the sea
Arrgh