Cast of Galavant, Joshua Sasse, Karen David, Timothy Omundson - Maybe You're Not the Worst Thing Ever lyrics

You're frigid and demanding
I shudder at your call

Whenever you come near me
My flesh begins to crawl

But sometimes, there are moments
I'm not repelled at all
Maybe you're not the worst thing ever

You're utterly disgusting
I loathe your manly stink

I see your mouth start moving
And God, I need a drink

And then, from out of nowhere
I'll look at you and think
Maybe you're not the worst thing ever

You're worse than crabs

Worse than scurvy

Worse than lice or plague

But truth be told

You're growing on me just like mold ahhh

And though, you're so annoying

So easy to despise

And though, there's something scary
Behind your cold, dead eyes

And though I'll never like you

It's nice to realize
Maybe I shouldn't quite say never
Maybe you're not the worst thing ever