Celph Titled, Buckwild, Ryu, Esoteric, Apathy - Swashbuckling lyrics

I'll hold on to the gun
Why should he hold onto the gun?
'Cause, I already got it motherfucka!

"Apathy attacks like asteroids or avalanches"

Welcome to Hell, I'm Lucifer's lieutenant
In the School of Hard
Knocks I'm the superintendent
Treat a ho like a ho
Why would you get offended?
When 90% of y'all are all stupid and pregnant
Bunch of freaks, hotter than summer heat
No wonder brothers creep
Pick up lines work when she's
Slower than a Southern beat
I'm livin' proof I can get in these booths
And make rappers turn pussy
I'ma give 'em a deuce my shit is the truth
North Face and Timberland boots
I'm '92 2Pac, readin' scripts for "Juice"
Yeaaaah you got the cash, I'ma rob your ass
Stick you with a stocking mask
(You out for the doe) C'mon you gotta ask?
I'm good with the guns, good with the funds
Run and your shit'll get done
Riddle your body with metal
Get rid of the evidence
Before the detectives come
So clear a path for the bully in a bulldozer
Booby trap the trunk with a pump
In case I'm pulled over
"You're welcome you're all welcome!"

"The fuck you wanna do, come and see Ryu"

Lord have mercy these dudes are dookey
I don't even wanna hear it, please
Somebody shoot me
Put me out of my misery quick
I am through givin' a shit
I am officially on a mission
From a different planet
A solar system with some nerdy equipment
I got the faggotron cannon
Pointed at your position
So quick and efficient
Come have a listen for yourself
Take a peek at my kitchen
You better loosen up your belt
More flavor than a
Frickin' rotisserie chicken
Who left the mic on?
Holy shit, Jiminy Crickets, I am an icon
Turn the lights on when I finish
I treat beats like a pipe bomb
And I just lit it
Fuck your iPod and every trash
Rapper that's in it
Come snuggle with a python
It's fun for minutes
It's been a lifelong dream
Now I'm seein' the fruit
The DGZ killin' machine, the R-Y-U suck it

"Y'all came in to see a show
We want everybody cooperation in
The place tonight"

"It's Esoteric, what you expect dude?"

Ayo ready, set, machete rap
Fly kid that'll never jet
The coolest tattooless motherfucker that
You ever met
You got the nerve to spit about how
You murder cliques and bust guns
But those are just two other words
For for tit's and cock hammers
And those are just two other words for dicks
And for a couple clowns like y'all
It seems that's a perfect fit
It's like, make yourself a dang quesadilla
I'm drunk off this Buckwild shit
Don't let me near that case of Dilla
Shay’s a chiller lady killer, for reala
Erase your villa
Above Freddy, Jason, Godzilla
I'm devastation, attila
Y'all cats be on the bus
Like you're fresh from jail
The only carrots y'all be holding is
For your son's lunch pail
I unveil the unreal, a done deal
You punks fail
Shit, we go in on beats like y'all
Go in on two for one sales
And I assume you know my man Celph’ll ruin ya
Peace from the Pterodactyl
Y'all be Dinosaur Jr's and I'm out

"Believe me sir, he's not human!
But are you aware that he tortured
Them with a refinement of cruelty?"

"Celph Titled's known as a gangster to some"

Fuck a bitch
I'm on some borderline rape shit
I'm puttin' one in the oven and it
Ain't a fuckin' Duncan Hines cake mix
I will put a few stacks on your spine
You are a money back guarantee
Plus I'm out my mind
Where's the catering service? I need
To feed my ego sit at home, smoke
Collect checks and eat Doritos (yeah)
Drive around in a $60, 000 car
Douse your ma and pa
Got at least 60 gallons more
Manipulate metaphors, I am rhymin' raw
I am the Human Torch
Of course I got firearms
So henceforth what you say is irrelevant
I'll put the metal in your
Chin like Kanye's skeleton (oh my)
Disintegrate flesh when lead enzymes chew
(Even your windpipe too?)
The hollows went right through
My marksman trainin' is ill when
I clap and spark it
Use your kids trainin' wheel
As a practice target