Central Park Cast, Josh Gad - Birdie Busking lyrics

Lots of stuff going on
So allow me and my stringy
Little friend here to fill you in
Remember when city councilman Leo
Shallenhammer voted no
And now they won't renew the
Park league's contract? Drama

The city and the park league
Are they fighting? This is shady!
But Paige'll crack the case

Cause she's a journalism lady! The end
Just kidding, there's more

Even though the city's being
A little dysfunctional
The park league is still putting
On their annual hat luncheon-al
They pitch a huge white tent
And it's all a big to do
Rich people in crazy hats
That's white people for you

The end nah, just kidding
There's a little more

The luncheon I just mentioned
It has a keynote speaker
To celebrate the retirement of
One of the groundskeepers
It's kind of a big deal

The mayor's gonna be there

But the keynote speaker's Owen and
Speeching is his nightmare!

And the water's off in the castle
Everyone in there smells a
Little weird right now!
Jimmy, Archie, Sal, and Tom
Those are the names of moles that I have

Thank you, thank you i just made that up
Can you believe it? Thank you very much

Look there's a thing at the
End of that string a ha, up there
Why don't you look up there?

Oh my God, Brendan let's go

Phew okay, where was I? Oh, yes

Pidgeon, pidgeon you're a pidgeon
I'm gonna teach you how to dance?
Shka, shka, shka, shka, shka, shka, shka
Shka

Oh, who's that fast-walking, bearded guy?
Oh, who's just refusing to meet my eye?
It's you, sir where you going?

Doo-bi-di doo oh oh oh

And here comes the super cool
Manager of the park thank you, everyone
I gotta go, I gotta go